It’s been so long since I’ve met someone else who’s on the same wavelength as me. I feel so alone all the time
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
Just remember when you’re ignoring her, you’re teaching her to live without you.
Be with someone who would drive five hours, just to see you for one.
If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
I am extremely nostalgic for things I know were awful for me. I am extremely sorry for the person I was and that I can’t fix things that I have done to hurt others. I am extremely regretful for things I never did or said. I wish I could meet people from my past again as the person I am now. My mistakes have made me a better person I promise. I am sorry. I am so sorry